I am a bored, certified teenager with a double specialty in sarcasm and nerdiness. I am an obsessive fan of many things (see interests). I write fanfiction on ff.net under the names geminiginny and boredomsolution. boredomsolution are the crack!fics I write with my friend. My ambitions are to go to leakycon 2011 with my friend limpy_pinky, learn to drive a motorbike and become an orthopaedic sugeon. I ship House/Cuddy, Foreman/Thirteen, Victor/Sierra, Buffy/Spike, Willow/Oz, Neville/Luna, Tonks/Remus, River/Jayne, Zoe/Wash. Just so we're clear. I have a high tolerance for snark and tacky shit, but at the same time I also like to snark about tacky shit while still enjoying it...see Twilight.